Your Friday Evening Just Opened Up

Steve Barnes
Steve Barnes

Just got word that this month’s episode of David Sanders’ award-winning show Unconventional Wisdom featuring me and some other local clowns won’t air on Friday — AETN is pre-empting it for some “special” broadcast with Steve Barnes and a couple of state legislators. So apparently Unconventional Wisdom will only be on the Web, unless Barnes can figure out a way to take that over, too.

Look, I can handle being pre-empted for something interesting, but Steve Barnes? That’s just terrible. Steve Barnes is the worst thing on TV, ever. His show may even be worse than Mike Huckabee’s dreadful FOX News show, and that’s really saying something.

I’d rather get an STD diagnosis than watch a Steve Barnes broadcast. The doctor could be like, “Well, Dave, I’m sorry to inform you of this but you have chlamydia,” and I’d say, “Wow. Well, ya know, doc, that’s bad news, but it’s still better than watching ‘Arkansas Week.'”

UPDATE: If you Google the words “David Kinkade chlamydia,” this post is the top search result. I am not sure how I feel about that.

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7 thoughts on “Your Friday Evening Just Opened Up

  • February 26, 2009 at 4:04 pm
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    Your best post yet, DK.

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  • February 26, 2009 at 10:27 pm
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    Alas, what shall I do now? From Sanders’ dark swath hair to Barnes’…uh, well…lack thereof. Ye gods, am I cursed? I hadn’t anticipated a television show this much since I had to know who killed Laura Palmer. This had all the makings of a classic! No, an epic! It would have made Roberto Bolano proud! Now I’ll have to spend my night doing other things, lesser things, low brow things. Curses!

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  • February 27, 2009 at 8:17 am
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    Hey David,
    I seen someone with chlamydia while I was in the Navy. Barnes is bad but I would rather watch him than have the chlamydia test. LOL Thanks for leting us know you’re on the web. Maybe we should go protest at AETN to have you on another time slot.

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  • February 27, 2009 at 8:45 am
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    Obliviously David has never been tested for Bull Head Clap. O college…… I have nightmares of that rubber mallet.

    The more I think about it yea I would rather do that again that have to look at Steve Barnes

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  • February 27, 2009 at 3:53 pm
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    Bryce,
    I’m pretty sure you meant to type “Obviously,” but I think I like “Obliviously” better in this instance.
    D.

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  • March 4, 2009 at 10:44 pm
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    Totally off the subject, but my favorite ASU story (at least from around my time and before they started having violent Obama rallies) ever was when they still had a TKE frat there. The president at that time was going out with a nurse that worked at the campus medical clinic. Occasionally, people that would tick them off wouldn’t be merely kicked out, but actually outed for STDs right in the middle of the party. “No, it’s because of your herpes… that’s right, we all know about your herpes.”

    It’s almost worth having to go to ASU.

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