Voices from the Past

Arkansas Democrats go old school this weekend as Bill Clinton, Dale Bumpers, David Pryor and Gov. Mike Beebe barnstorm the state in support of presidential aspirant Barack Obama. Details are still a little sketchy, but they’ll be touching down in North Little Rock, Jonesboro and Pine Bluff to rally the troops and get out the vote. If I could think of another cliché phrase to shoehorn into this paragraph, I would. The Arkansas News Bureau has the poop.
Maybe we’ll see if we should give Arkansas Project Girlfriend (APG) one more chance to redeem herself by covering the North Little Rock stop, after her less than inspiring performance at the Hillary Clinton rally two weeks ago. If she does well this time, I might lift her probationary status and pick up the tab for dinner for once.
Seeing as how APG is as notoriously impatient and lazy as Bill Clinton is late to arrive to arrive for event, to cover this rally I will likely require little more incentive than the Friday special at Dixie Cafe.
APG.
Pine Bluff? Odd. Why would they go to Pine Bluff to campaign for Obama? I don’t understand.
Bryce,
I thought Pine Bluff to be something of an odd choice as well.
APG,
Whoa, princess — Dixie Cafe, that’s a little more high end than I was thinking. I had Arby’s in mind.
D.
APG, you can do better. I’m his older brother and I think you can do better.