I’ve long resisted setting up an Arkansas Project page on Facebook, because, ugh, Facebook, but I also recognize that many (some? a few? two?) of you now prefer to conduct all of your interactions with the world without ever venturing outside Professor Zuckerberg’s Magical Connexion Machine.
So to better serve you, I set up an Official Arkansas Project Facebook page. Please go over there and start posting things on the wall explaining how I’m doing it all wrong, so that I can do my usual thing of ignoring your insane gibberish, as I do on my personal Facebook page. That said, I will try to clean it up a bit later. I look forward to spending the rest of my life with you inside the walled garden.
And since this has happened, I now hereby declare Facebook finally over. RIP, we hardly knew ye, etc.