Stuff From Around Arkansas, June 10

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Salaryman: Is Arkansas paying too much for a lottery director? Probably! (Political Buzz)

Delta Force: Can the Delta be saved? Probably not! (Arkansas News Bureau)

Story of the Year (To Date): A Conway hotel employee sets off the fire alarm, breaks windows and floods the lobby, all at the behest of a prank caller. I mean, what the hell, wouldn’t you? (The Smoking Gun, with photos of the carnage)

Chatterbox: The Muslim jihadist who killed a soldier in Little Rock last week is talking to anyone and everyone, saying he did it but it’s not really murder because it was justified. Wouldn’t you love to be this guy’s lawyer? (AP)

Patriot: Meanwhile, the surviving soldier wounded in the attack says he loves the army and looks forward to continuing his military service. (Arkansas News Bureau)

Huckwatch: Former Gov. Mike Huckabee, in Iowa, says Republicans need to avoid the “mushy middle.” Instead, aim for the “creamy center.” (AP)

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5 thoughts on “Stuff From Around Arkansas, June 10

  • June 10, 2009 at 4:50 pm
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    “Muchy middle?” What is that some sort of fat joke? I really am a Huckabee fan but I wish he would get off my back on the whole weight loss thing.

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  • June 10, 2009 at 4:57 pm
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    I’m not kidding when I say this. This prankster douche called me at 7:03 AM Saturday (my number’s the only one on the Bureau’s site) under the name ‘Buck Rogers’ from Galaxy, KY. He was saying that “he didn’t know what was going on but some CRAZY lady started the fire alarm and punched out windows.”

    When I told him that I didn’t think that was a newsworthy story for a service that specializes in statewide news, he said “Well, I think it is!”

    If anyone has any information as to who this is, I won’t report him to the authorities, I just want to punch him in the sack for waking me up at 7:00 on a Saturday morning.

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  • June 10, 2009 at 11:19 pm
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    With all that money, maybe Ernie can buy a new bow tie. Geeze! That one looks like the pattern left on the screen when the game cartridge is pulled out from the Atari with the power still on.

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  • June 14, 2009 at 11:59 pm
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    Its pronounced “pass-a-leg”… I know him personally…

    FYI..Just like Thanksgiving..

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  • June 15, 2009 at 5:39 am
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    You would think that Governor Beebe and Lord Sherriff Hariiman would at least suggest that his underlings be from Arkansas since the rest of Governor Beebe’s economic stimulus (job deals) have gone the wrong way…

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