Stuff from Around Arkansas, February 5

Endgame: Cigarette tax hike vote in the Arkansas House of Representatives is today and you can watch it on a TV box near you! I was going to watch, but now I’m all sucked into this MASH rerun. Ha ha ha! Oh, Klinger, will you EVER get your Section 8 discharge? (AP)

Retirement Planning: If you’re a Stephens Media employee, your life just got perceptibly worse. And there you were thinking that wasn’t possible! (Lance Turner’s Unimaginatively Titled Blog)

Explosive: Head of state medical board seriously injured when a bomb planted in his car explodes. I think we can all agree that that is one seriously f’d up story. (New York Times)

Bummed: State education chief says there may be no spring break for Arkansas schools due to ice storms. But it’s senior year and I was finally gonna lose my virginity! (Arkansas News Bureau)

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5 thoughts on “Stuff from Around Arkansas, February 5

  • February 5, 2009 at 1:01 pm
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    Dear D,

    Regardless of boobies, please cease and desist from further giving publicity(intentional or unintentional) to National Lampoon’s direct-to-video DVDs.

    Regards,

    The rest of the world.

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  • February 5, 2009 at 2:26 pm
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    I really didn’t mind the photo attached to this story. However, I was curious as to why you would waste good pixel space with this photo where there is an absolutely perfect photo of the Brazilian Ladies Beach Volleyball team available for each and every post.

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  • February 5, 2009 at 2:28 pm
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    But guys, this one stars NIKKI ZIERING! She’s always been one of my favorite actresses. I loved her in…uh, let’s see…uhhh…oh, “National Lampoon’s Spring Break” (unrated)! Yeah, she was great in that.
    D.

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  • February 5, 2009 at 5:55 pm
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    Dave,
    If you want to lose your virginity, just wait. With the legislature in town, we are all going to get a good screwin’.

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