Pulaski Sheriff Shutters Strip Club

Three dancers, a bouncer and a strip club owner were among those arrested at The Upscale Gentlemen’s Club on Highway 165 near the bustling metropolis of Scott, Ark., Pulaski County Sheriff Doc Holladay announced today.

According to KTHV/Channel 11:

The club hadn’t been open for long before the Pulaski County Sheriff’s Department says complaints came pouring in. The department says its investigation revealed a list of violations, including dancing and contact with customers that bordered prostitution.

Authorities closed the club for operating without the appropriate permits. Great, now what the hell am I supposed to do with all these fives?

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5 thoughts on “Pulaski Sheriff Shutters Strip Club

  • September 22, 2008 at 8:02 pm
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    What, is Holliday trying to lose the vote of all those creepy fifty year old IT guys that live in their mother’s basement? On top of that, now that they lost their favorite haunt, they’ll be in the McDonald’s ogling the pimpled faced kid working behind the counter or at Wal-Mart shuffling through the women’s underware section. At least while the strip club was open, we knew where the perverts were. Now they’ve been spread out all over the city where we have to deal with their wee beady eyes and sweaty upper lips. What kind of politics is this?

    What should you do with all the fives you were saving for the strippers? Buy AIG. Not stock, the company. All of it. 50 bucks and its yours.

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  • September 22, 2008 at 8:06 pm
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    Rex,
    To begin with, I’m not 50 years old, and I only live in my mother’s basement because that’s where my stuff is. And my sweaty upper lip is the result of a glandular condition, so I’d appreciate your not pointing it out.

    Now, that said, I’m going to McDonalds.

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  • September 23, 2008 at 8:44 am
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    5’s? Either you are a high roller my friend or you have not been to very many strip clubs. I’m guess it’s the latter.

    It’s all about the one dollar bill for the lovely ladies of Platinum Plus.

    “Hey guys I think that stripper really likes me! She offered me two for one! I going ask her out.”

    David Kinkade- 1996

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  • September 23, 2008 at 8:58 am
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    Actually, Bryce, it’s only like $30 in fives. I wasn’t planning on staying long.
    D.

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  • September 23, 2008 at 5:18 pm
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    “The club hadn’t been open for long before the Pulaski County Sheriff’s Department says complaints came pouring in. The department says its investigation revealed a list of violations, including dancing and contact with customers that bordered prostitution”

    What kind of Barney Frank fool was complaining?

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