Aw, man, Max Brantley at the Arkansas Times got his Team Huck shirt today, and now here he is strutting around like he’s the cock of the walk. Well, merry Christmas to him, I suppose.
And to think, all Arkansas Project Girlfriend (APG) got me for Christmas was this 52-inch LCD television. It’s OK…I guess. But apparently it’s better than what I got her, to hear her tell it. It turns out that the “Major Dad: Complete Series” DVD boxed set is NOT “just what every girl wants for Christmas,” regardless of what that eBay merchant may try to tell you.