Huckabee: ‘A New Stud in Town’
That nice looking specimen with the high cheekbones over there is S.E. Cupp, and if you don’t know who that is, don’t feel bad, because I didn’t either until I wrote this sentence.
She’s the new “It Kid” over here on the political right, a twenty-something New York City Republican who apparently does lots of cable news commentary and who has recently co-authored a book, “Why You’re Wrong About the Right.”
S.E. Cupp comes to our attention because she’s just penned an appreciation of a former Arkansas governor for Slate Magazine, in which she launches into confessional mode and admits that she has a crush on Mike Huckabee:
New York City may be teeming with legitimate heartthrobs—hunky model/actor types with more “obvious” good looks. But I go for subtle sex appeal, and the pretty boys are a dime a dozen. I need something real. I need something Arkansan. I need something that lived in a trailer when his house was being redecorated. So move over, Chace Crawford and Zac Efron. There’s a new stud in town, and his name is Mike Huckabee.
I read the whole piece and I think it’s only semi-tongue-in-cheek. I think.
This is disturbing because this chick is kinda hot. It was one thing when we had that video a couple of weeks ago from that woman who breathlessly admitted to having dreams about Huckabee—she looked like the type who had way too many cats and would get a kick out of Huck’s Saturday night FOX News show. That was disturbing enough, but I could accept it, because it made sense on its own terms.
But this chick? This I just cannot process.
8 thoughts on “Huckabee: ‘A New Stud in Town’”
Oh great! She’s gonna see that video of Huck meeting me and then she’s gonna try to use me just to get him. Well, I have half a mind to let her try!
That’ll show ‘er, DumbArkie.
Wait! I’m real! I’m Arkansan! I have family members that live in trailers! In fact, my grandma lived in a trailer until she died! (Meth lab explosion…horrible thing and I don’t like to talk about it. They found her false teeth two lots down the trailer park under a 1977 El Camino.)
On second thought…I don’t know. This gal goes by “S.E.”. What kind of name is that? What’s she trying to hide? I bet her name is Sarah Elizabeth or something boring. So why go by “S.E.”? Unless she’s trying to hide from the cops. Then it makes sense.
No, no thank you, S.E. I’ll have none of your illegal love. Go on and get you a Huck-a-Huck of Burning Love(get it? I changed Hunk to Huck! HA! I Kill me!) Just leave ole Fourche River Rex the hell alone. Okay…maybe just one booty call if you insist, but no more!
I would show her around Arkansas.
I am now voting Huckabee in 2012
Guess she ain’t never met Janet or heard the song “You ain’t woman enough to take my man”
Otherwise, she’d keep her mouth shut!
Ooo! Ridge Runner – now THAT would be a good match-up!
S.E. cupp is not only a very brite lady, but my God, she’s gorgeous. I’m proud to be a Republican!