Dobbins: Again With the Ballot Access!

Dwayne Dobbins: Im running out of clever captions for this man.
Dwayne Dobbins: I'm running out of clever captions for this man.

I mean, seriously, this guy does not stop.

Despite the fact that early voting in Arkansas is full speed ahead as of yesterday, former Democratic legislator Dwayne Dobbins—who left office under a cloud of scandal in 2005 as part of a plea bargain he accepted after fondling a 17-year-old girl and I’ve now typed this explanation so many times that I could probably do it in my sleep, seriously why don’t I program a script to fill this in or something—asks the Arkansas Supreme Court to give him justice and put him on the ballot, the AP reports. Geez, take a hint, guy.

I really don’t want to keep writing about this, but I’ve followed it this far and I’ll be damned if I stop now. It’s you or me, Dobbins, and only one of us will be standing when this thing’s over!

How do you solve a problem like Dwayne Dobbins? Last week, The Arkansas Project put it to a vote. The results were disturbing. You people frighten me.

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One thought on “Dobbins: Again With the Ballot Access!

  • October 21, 2008 at 7:06 pm
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    Man, this guy doesn’t understand that “No means no.” No wonder he got busted for fondling little girls.

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