Are your teeth as white as they should be? I think you and I both know that the answer to that question is almost certainly “No.”
So good news: Here’s a guy on the “free” listings of the Little Rock Craigslist who didn’t use all the whitener in his tooth whitening package, and he wants to give the remainder to you at no charge. Keep in mind you’ll probably have to arrange for transportation and everything to go pick it up, so it’s not completely free, but other than that it sounds like a great deal. It’s first come, first serve, so you better jump on this today.