Boozman: ‘No’ on Proposed Porn Bail-Out (Updated! Twice!!)

Did you know there's a Girls Gone Wild magazine? And to think I've been wasting my time reading The Weekly Standard.
Did you know there was a Girls Gone Wild magazine? And to think I've been wasting my time reading The Weekly Standard.

An Arkansas Project reader sends along this link to a TMZ video that features Rep. John Boozman, Arkansas’ sole and stalwart Republican Congressman, addressing the issue of a bail-out for the pornography industry.

Hustler publishing magnate Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild impresario Joe Francis have said they’ll petition Congress for a bail-out for porn producers, who they claim have been hard hit by the economic slowdown. Flynt tells MSNBC that it’s up to Congress to “rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America,” which is the single most chilling idea I expect to encounter this year, and it’s only January 8.

Boozman indicates herein that he would be a ‘no’ vote on that one. (Wait for it—clip is 2:27, and Boozman is the final interviewee.)

Here’s the link, which you’ll have to click to watch over at TMZ, because I can’t find an embed code on their stupid site right now.

And now, let us pray that I never have to write another post that includes any combination of the words “John Boozman,” “porn,” and “Girls Gone Wild.”

Update: Speaking of Girls Gone Wild, I do NOT recommend that you click on this link. Especially if you are at work or if your wife or your Arkansas Project Girlfriend (APG) is in the room or otherwise nearby. So just don’t do it, under any circumstances whatsoever. We’re on the honor system here.

Update II: So I was reviewing The Arkansas Project stats page and it tells me that at least 70 of you have clicked through that link in the last 24 hours. Or maybe it’s just one of you clicking through 70 times, I don’t know. What the hell, guys? I thought I said NOT to click on this link? What the hell is so hard about NOT clicking on this link? It’s almost as if you have some sort of compulsion to keep clicking on this link, even though I clearly said you ought NOT click on this link.

Unbelievable.

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4 thoughts on “Boozman: ‘No’ on Proposed Porn Bail-Out (Updated! Twice!!)

  • January 8, 2009 at 5:54 pm
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    Oops, I peeked.

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  • January 9, 2009 at 10:36 am
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    Legalizing pot would have a similar effect, except that it would raise government revenues.

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  • January 9, 2009 at 12:33 pm
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    And why can’t I smoke a joint while driving?

    This communist oppression grows old, freepers.

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  • January 9, 2009 at 6:16 pm
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    I DID NOT click through 70 times. However, I will be taking a little time off from posting because my “clicking finger” has a big blister on it.

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