Arkansas Tie in Senate Head Lice Scandal!
The inimitable Onion does it yet again with this headline gem:
Quick, which Arkansas Congressman could be at the root of the Capitol Hill epidemic? I’m betting it’s Rep. Mike Ross:
While Senate leaders would not release the name of the blood-feeding parasite’s original host, many legislators speculated Tuesday that the epidemic started with that one gross Arkansas representative who always wears sweatpants.
Go ahead and read it all. I don’t think I oversell it when I say that it’s approximately 10 million times better than any story coming out of the Arkansas legislature today.
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5 thoughts on “Arkansas Tie in Senate Head Lice Scandal!”
This is the hotest photo of all. A nurse in the full regalia! Purrrrr! Oh for the good olde days, before scrubs! Yeah, baby!
Nurses in scrubs, Anton? Alas, but yet another symptom of our sadly degraded age.
I can’t look at this w/out laughing, sorry…
doncha love it when the holier than thous get theirs?
I always felt the Senate was lousy now I know it for sure