Arkansas Project Most Handsome Blogger
It’s official: Max Brantley of the Arkansas Times has dubbed me more handsome than Think Tank blogger Blake Rutherford. The truth came out in a webcast interview with KATV reporter Kristin Fisher this evening, which you could watch here if there was a video archive, but there’s not, so you’ll just have to imagine it. (Rutherford pouts about it here. There’s no shame in coming in second to a face like this, Blake.)
I asked Arkansas Project Girlfriend (APG) how it felt to know that she’s with the most handsome political blogger in Arkansas, and she just snorted and said “that’s kind of like being voted most likely to succeed in a terminal cancer ward.” There are times when I really wish APG would just shut up and let me savor my victories.
6 thoughts on “Arkansas Project Most Handsome Blogger”
Obviously Max has never met the face behind the Tolbert Report.
We excluded obviously absurd entries from the competition.
I think it is safe to say that I’d win the best looking commenter award on this blog. Dave has posted my picture from time to time; and except for the picture of the compulsive masturbater yesterday no one even comes close to me.
Now the way I understand it is:
Good-lookin’ people get on TV, people with great voices get on radio, and the rest do blogs.
What I don’t understand is what Bill is talkin’ about. What does fishin’ have to with David’s looks? I mean master baiters aren’t compulsive, they’re just good at what they do.
Isn’t Brantley blind in one eye? That’s prolly (yes, damn it, prolly!) why he picked you. He can’t see well.
Just be glad that Brantley doesn’t have a penchant for buggery or you’d be sandwiched between Max and the APG when you go nighty-night. And while Max may be a fine (if not misguided) fellow, I have a strange feeling he probably smells a little bit like Vick’s Vapo-rub mixed with vodka.
Did you also beat out Drew Pritt for this honor?