Comments on: We Did It!: Arkansas in Top Five for Teen Pregnancy http://www.thearkansasproject.com/we-did-it-arkansas-in-top-five-for-teen-pregnancy/ News and Views on Politics, Policy and More Fri, 03 Feb 2012 16:41:01 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Joe http://www.thearkansasproject.com/we-did-it-arkansas-in-top-five-for-teen-pregnancy/#comment-1536 Joe Fri, 09 Jan 2009 16:55:09 +0000 http://www.thearkansasproject.com/?p=4548#comment-1536 I almost bought some land on the Fourche once. But when I walked the boundaries, I could catch glimpses of a compound with what appeared to be women from Girls Gone Wild guarding the periphery. That was a nice benefit indeed, but I couldn't deal with what sounded like a couple hundred crying babies and a dozen or so women in labor. Thanks to this blog, now I know! I almost bought some land on the Fourche once. But when I walked the boundaries, I could catch glimpses of a compound with what appeared to be women from Girls Gone Wild guarding the periphery. That was a nice benefit indeed, but I couldn’t deal with what sounded like a couple hundred crying babies and a dozen or so women in labor.

Thanks to this blog, now I know!

]]> By: Fourche River Rex http://www.thearkansasproject.com/we-did-it-arkansas-in-top-five-for-teen-pregnancy/#comment-1535 Fourche River Rex Fri, 09 Jan 2009 02:43:29 +0000 http://www.thearkansasproject.com/?p=4548#comment-1535 Sorry, Elizabeth. I offer you this tribute to Republicans everywhere to make it up... http://rathergood.com/elephants Sorry, Elizabeth. I offer you this tribute to Republicans everywhere to make it up…
http://rathergood.com/elephants

]]> By: Elizabeth http://www.thearkansasproject.com/we-did-it-arkansas-in-top-five-for-teen-pregnancy/#comment-1534 Elizabeth Thu, 08 Jan 2009 23:29:08 +0000 http://www.thearkansasproject.com/?p=4548#comment-1534 Rex - I'm not a prude by any means - but, please, for the love of readers' imaginations, put the pipe down for a while before you post. Rex – I’m not a prude by any means – but, please, for the love of readers’ imaginations, put the pipe down for a while before you post.

]]> By: Fourche River Rex http://www.thearkansasproject.com/we-did-it-arkansas-in-top-five-for-teen-pregnancy/#comment-1533 Fourche River Rex Thu, 08 Jan 2009 02:56:32 +0000 http://www.thearkansasproject.com/?p=4548#comment-1533 When I rule the world with my army of bastard children, he will spell his name the way I say he will. And I'll have none of his Scots foolishness, either. With his kilts and pipes and dancing around naked in the heather. I'll give him a proper English name and he'll like it. How about David Griswold? Or David Thistlewait? A proper English name will do him well. When I rule the world with my army of bastard children, he will spell his name the way I say he will.
And I’ll have none of his Scots foolishness, either. With his kilts and pipes and dancing around naked in the heather. I’ll give him a proper English name and he’ll like it. How about David Griswold? Or David Thistlewait? A proper English name will do him well.

]]> By: michaelk http://www.thearkansasproject.com/we-did-it-arkansas-in-top-five-for-teen-pregnancy/#comment-1532 michaelk Thu, 08 Jan 2009 02:49:46 +0000 http://www.thearkansasproject.com/?p=4548#comment-1532 Don't worry David, your safe. As long as he keeps misspelling Kinkade they will never catch on, and even if they do, it sets up for a nice appeal. Aren't you related to the guy that does all the soft-light cottage paintings? I'm sure he could afford a nice lawyer for you. Don’t worry David, your safe. As long as he keeps misspelling Kinkade they will never catch on, and even if they do, it sets up for a nice appeal. Aren’t you related to the guy that does all the soft-light cottage paintings? I’m sure he could afford a nice lawyer for you.

]]> By: David Kinkade http://www.thearkansasproject.com/we-did-it-arkansas-in-top-five-for-teen-pregnancy/#comment-1531 David Kinkade Thu, 08 Jan 2009 01:13:25 +0000 http://www.thearkansasproject.com/?p=4548#comment-1531 Oh, great, thanks, Rex. Now I'm going to be the target of an FBI investigation when they come looking for your IP address. I hope when you're convicted they give you one of those ankle bracelet monitors with the Amber Alert signal built right in. D. Oh, great, thanks, Rex. Now I’m going to be the target of an FBI investigation when they come looking for your IP address. I hope when you’re convicted they give you one of those ankle bracelet monitors with the Amber Alert signal built right in.
D.

]]> By: Fourche River Rex http://www.thearkansasproject.com/we-did-it-arkansas-in-top-five-for-teen-pregnancy/#comment-1530 Fourche River Rex Thu, 08 Jan 2009 00:24:03 +0000 http://www.thearkansasproject.com/?p=4548#comment-1530 Well, I'm glad I haven't been having all that sex with teenagers for nothing. Finally, I can sit back and bask in the triumph of my powerful semen. Honestly, its about time. I'm tired! But how else was I to raise an army to take on the Duggars and the Singleton-Snyders? As no one human female can out do Michelle Duggar, my only choice was to breed with multiple females. I picked the most nubile, fertile females with which to mate. It 18 years time, no one will be able to stop my army of Fourche River super-mutants, who are really pissed off and confused because they had no stable father figure in their lives. I shall call myself Cobra Commander and will force Kincade to wear a silver metal mask and call himself "Destro". I shall take these angry children, move to a remote island and create the ultimate fighting force which I will use to try to take over the world. I shall rule with an iron fist and a mirrored blast shield...except on more casual days when I'll just wear a navy colored hood with eye holes. Three cheers for my loins! Hurray! Huzzah! COBRA! Well, I’m glad I haven’t been having all that sex with teenagers for nothing. Finally, I can sit back and bask in the triumph of my powerful semen. Honestly, its about time. I’m tired!
But how else was I to raise an army to take on the Duggars and the Singleton-Snyders? As no one human female can out do Michelle Duggar, my only choice was to breed with multiple females. I picked the most nubile, fertile females with which to mate. It 18 years time, no one will be able to stop my army of Fourche River super-mutants, who are really pissed off and confused because they had no stable father figure in their lives. I shall call myself Cobra Commander and will force Kincade to wear a silver metal mask and call himself “Destro”. I shall take these angry children, move to a remote island and create the ultimate fighting force which I will use to try to take over the world. I shall rule with an iron fist and a mirrored blast shield…except on more casual days when I’ll just wear a navy colored hood with eye holes.
Three cheers for my loins! Hurray! Huzzah! COBRA!

]]> By: David Kinkade http://www.thearkansasproject.com/we-did-it-arkansas-in-top-five-for-teen-pregnancy/#comment-1529 David Kinkade Wed, 07 Jan 2009 23:10:31 +0000 http://www.thearkansasproject.com/?p=4548#comment-1529 Freeman, Since I'm sophomoric and immature and only posted this as a vehicle for a Dwayne Dobbins punchline—oh, how I've missed him!—I didn't read the report, but it's right here for all you policy wonks out there. http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/pressroom/09newsreleases/teenbirth.htm D. Freeman,
Since I’m sophomoric and immature and only posted this as a vehicle for a Dwayne Dobbins punchline—oh, how I’ve missed him!—I didn’t read the report, but it’s right here for all you policy wonks out there.

http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/pressroom/09newsreleases/teenbirth.htm

D.

]]> By: Freeman Hunt http://www.thearkansasproject.com/we-did-it-arkansas-in-top-five-for-teen-pregnancy/#comment-1528 Freeman Hunt Wed, 07 Jan 2009 22:58:23 +0000 http://www.thearkansasproject.com/?p=4548#comment-1528 Wait... Are they counting birth rates or pregnancies? An increase in birth rates may be attributable to a decline in abortion. Does the CDC study have info on both? Wait…

Are they counting birth rates or pregnancies? An increase in birth rates may be attributable to a decline in abortion. Does the CDC study have info on both?

]]> By: Freeman Hunt http://www.thearkansasproject.com/we-did-it-arkansas-in-top-five-for-teen-pregnancy/#comment-1527 Freeman Hunt Wed, 07 Jan 2009 22:56:35 +0000 http://www.thearkansasproject.com/?p=4548#comment-1527 Abstinence only education or a continual lessening of the stigma associated with teen sex? Abstinence only education or a continual lessening of the stigma associated with teen sex?

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