Are you patriotic? Do you like girls?
If you answered “yes” to both those questions, then, boy, do I have the website for you on a Friday afternoon when you are probably either a) counting down the hours till you can leave the office, or b) one of the 6.6 percent of Arkansans who number yourself among our nation’s jobless masses. I bring you….The Patriot Girls of Arkansas.
You can tell they are patriots because they are wearing American flag bikinis and, in many photos, carrying large firearms. It’s almost as if someone did a brain-scan of what’s on the mind of the average Arkansas Project reader and then built a website around the results.
I figured I better get this on the blog because I’ve heard from two (2) separate blog readers in the last week who’ve sent this page to me with an enthusiastic endorsement. And since I’m committed to serving my readers, here ’tis. Or if you want to save a little time, since the site looks like it was designed by a brain-damaged chimp, just go to the Patriot Girls of Arkansas MySpace pictures page and start clicking about madly. I’ll wait here.
Why didnt I think of this?
So David, if you follow both of the links you provided, like I did, and closely inspect the pictures, like I did, you’ll notice that on thepatriotgirls.net Kristen is spelled with an “e”, while on the myspace link Kristin is spelled with an “i”.
That just ruined it for me. I won’t go back to either link…for another hour or so.
Also, young Kristen needs to learn some trigger discipline. Remember, kids, keep your finger off the bang-switch unless you mean to shoot something!
All right…I waited over an hour before going back to those links (as promised) and I have to tell you Arkiettes, you’re droppin’ the ball here. The rest of the SEC states, with the exception of Louisiana and thank-God-for Mississippi are kickin’ your bikinied butts.
We might only win two SEC football games and only two SEC basketball games, but I know we can whip ‘em where it hurts. So Arkiettes, get out there and show ‘em what you got!
Not only does she have a finger on the trigger that is an AK drum. Not a AR betamag like it should be. That AR also needs some optics.
Ha Ha ! Man You’ll put anything up here!
Hey Br549,
It’s not too late. You could still do something like this. It could be the “Confederate Girls of Arkansas” and they could wear those Rebel flag bathing suits. Instead of military camo they could wear hunting camo and carry a sawed off 12 gauge.