The Arkansas Project

13 Responses to “Stuff From Around Arkansas, March 20”

1. Jason Tolbert Says:
   March 20th, 2009 at 9:44 am

   I am not that easily excitable.

2. David Kinkade Says:
   March 20th, 2009 at 9:47 am

   I think we ascertained some months ago that you are the “Arkansas Screech,” Jason.
   D.

   http://www.thearkansasproject.com/tolbert-on-daily-debrief-thursday-dec-18/

3. Br549 Says:
   March 20th, 2009 at 9:51 am

   What do you think my chances are with getting Mélissa to move to Arkansas?

   This is the first time since that college backpacking trip that I am glad I took 5 years of French.

   Does the ArProject need a French correspondant??

   that might be my ticket…

4. David Kinkade Says:
   March 20th, 2009 at 10:00 am

   I’m way ahead of you, Br549. In fact, I have an appointment to get fitted for a new beret this afternoon. My old one just looks so dated!
   D.

5. Jason Tolbert Says:
   March 20th, 2009 at 10:19 am

   And I have long asserted that I could only hope to be as cool as Dustin Neil Diamond!

6. Rechercher Ici Says:
   March 20th, 2009 at 12:20 pm

   For more Mélissa:

   http://www-org.m6.fr/html/emissions/zone_interdite/index.shtml

7. Black Olt Says:
   March 20th, 2009 at 1:09 pm

   Ask Beryl Anthony what happened when he turned on Arkansas Hunters with his efforts to mar the Ouachita River on behalf of business interests. The AGFC, while not perfect, is one of the best run entities of its kind in the nation.

   Do not forget that hunting and fishing is a HUGE revenue earner on several different levels for the state of Arkansas: taxes, fees, meals sold, goods sold, gas sold, licenses,hotel rooms sold, positive national and global publicity, etc.

   The AGFC was willing to give some of not all of the proceeds of the natural gas drilling from AGFC lands to the state. Can you imagine the state politicians’ behavior if the roles were reversed?

   The last time I checked, the AGFC was in the black. Our forefathers were wise beyond their years with the passing of the 35th Amendment. Now the current crop of politicos want to get their hands on the proceeds generated by the AGFC. If it ain’t broke; don’t fix it.

8. Bill from Sheridan Says:
   March 20th, 2009 at 1:46 pm

   David, if you run will you seek corporate sponsorship like Colbert did with Doritos? You could get Summers Eve to finance your campaign. Your commercials could all be set with you on a beach walking away from the camera in soft focus.

9. David Kinkade Says:
   March 20th, 2009 at 1:50 pm

   Bill,
   Right now I’m working up a package sponsorship deal to be split three ways between Trojan Magnums, Oakley sunglasses and an as-yet-undetermined mass gainer protein powder. But I’ll take your suggestion under advisement.
   D.

10. Bill from Sheridan Says:
    March 20th, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    David, I have heard that Jeremy Hutchinson got into body building pretty seriously awhile back. You might ask him for some leads on that mass gainer protein shake sponsor.

11. Br549 Says:
    March 20th, 2009 at 2:26 pm

    Have I mentioned how hot Mélissa Theuriau is?

    Oh, and Bill and David–small piece of advice here–those body building shakes?

    THEY DO NOT WORK IF YOU DONT WORK OUT.

    I just dont want yall to have to learn the hard way, like I did.

12. Fourche River Rex Says:
    March 20th, 2009 at 10:20 pm

    Get Foxey’s, Cupids and the Paper Moon to be your sponsor.

13. Rep Bryan King Says:
    March 21st, 2009 at 9:11 pm

    Sen. David Kinkade? Would David be the counter senator to Sen. Al Franken?