Comments on: Stuff From Around Arkansas, June 26

By: Billie Jean

Billie Jean — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 05:43:21 +0000

To the tune of Billie Jean.

Curtis Coleman is not my man.
He’s just a guy who wears a shitty toupee. And his wife is not his first one…

By: Bill from Sheridan

Bill from Sheridan — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 05:37:14 +0000

David,

Billie Jean called. She said you’re a smooth criminal for stealing her idea her puns. Also, she said, “Know how I know David is gay? He says Miachael Jackson songs remind him of his glory (hole) days”.

By: Elizabeth

Elizabeth — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 05:21:17 +0000

D – Your brilliance never ceases to amaze. Now I have Michael Jackson songs playing over and over in my head just in time for bed.

By: Fourche River Rex

Fourche River Rex — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 22:43:32 +0000

If 33,000 people dialed into a “town hall” meeting with Halter, there are 33,000 people that are in dire need of something to do with their time. I’m pretty sure these are the same people that were calling that tarrot card reading rastafarian woman who was really from Hoboken or someplace decidedly non-Caribbean. These are the same people that were giving money to that TV preacher who was screwin’ the hockey player’s wife. And these are also the same people who will play keno in Halter’s speak easys, thinking they have a chance to be rich.

By: Coon Dog

Coon Dog — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 22:24:14 +0000

David,

What, exactly, kind of work do you do?

It seems you have a strong familiarity for scantily clad women who frequent the seedier joints online. Not that I’m complaining, mind you. Just wondering if you spend most of your time in a smoking jacket and the APG is really only part of the harem.

By: Blake Rutherford

Blake Rutherford — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 20:19:54 +0000

Bravo, Mr. Kinkade. Bravo.