6 Responses to “Stuff From Around Arkansas, June 26”

  1. Blake Rutherford Says:

    Bravo, Mr. Kinkade. Bravo.

  2. Coon Dog Says:

    David,

    What, exactly, kind of work do you do?

    It seems you have a strong familiarity for scantily clad women who frequent the seedier joints online. Not that I’m complaining, mind you. Just wondering if you spend most of your time in a smoking jacket and the APG is really only part of the harem.

  3. Fourche River Rex Says:

    If 33,000 people dialed into a “town hall” meeting with Halter, there are 33,000 people that are in dire need of something to do with their time. I’m pretty sure these are the same people that were calling that tarrot card reading rastafarian woman who was really from Hoboken or someplace decidedly non-Caribbean. These are the same people that were giving money to that TV preacher who was screwin’ the hockey player’s wife. And these are also the same people who will play keno in Halter’s speak easys, thinking they have a chance to be rich.

  4. Elizabeth Says:

    D – Your brilliance never ceases to amaze. Now I have Michael Jackson songs playing over and over in my head just in time for bed.

  5. Bill from Sheridan Says:

    David,

    Billie Jean called. She said you’re a smooth criminal for stealing her idea her puns. Also, she said, “Know how I know David is gay? He says Miachael Jackson songs remind him of his glory (hole) days”.

  6. Billie Jean Says:

    To the tune of Billie Jean.

    Curtis Coleman is not my man.
    He’s just a guy who wears a shitty toupee. And his wife is not his first one…

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