5 Responses to “Stuff From Around Arkansas, June 10”

  1. Jason Tolbert Says:

    “Muchy middle?” What is that some sort of fat joke? I really am a Huckabee fan but I wish he would get off my back on the whole weight loss thing.

  2. This Guy Says:

    I’m not kidding when I say this. This prankster douche called me at 7:03 AM Saturday (my number’s the only one on the Bureau’s site) under the name ‘Buck Rogers’ from Galaxy, KY. He was saying that “he didn’t know what was going on but some CRAZY lady started the fire alarm and punched out windows.”

    When I told him that I didn’t think that was a newsworthy story for a service that specializes in statewide news, he said “Well, I think it is!”

    If anyone has any information as to who this is, I won’t report him to the authorities, I just want to punch him in the sack for waking me up at 7:00 on a Saturday morning.

  3. Fourche River Rex Says:

    With all that money, maybe Ernie can buy a new bow tie. Geeze! That one looks like the pattern left on the screen when the game cartridge is pulled out from the Atari with the power still on.

  4. Sandra Prater Says:

    Its pronounced “pass-a-leg”… I know him personally…

    FYI..Just like Thanksgiving..

  5. Baba O'Riley Says:

    You would think that Governor Beebe and Lord Sherriff Hariiman would at least suggest that his underlings be from Arkansas since the rest of Governor Beebe’s economic stimulus (job deals) have gone the wrong way…

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