Oh, all right, then, we’ll do a “Stuff Around Arkansas” post. But it’s gonna be a quick one, because the mushrooms are about to kick in.
Walking It Back: House Speaker Robert “Robbie” Wills receives permission from Gov. Mike Beebe that’s it cool to criticize lottery salaries now. (The Tolbert Report)
Flailing: Capsearch has video of embattled Arkansas lottery director Ernie Passailague trying to explain away his problems, with the help of a whiteboard. And of course he is laughably ineffectual at it. (Capsearch)
Gasbag: Cow farts are the wave of the future for energy, says Roby Brock. (Talk Business)
Get Me Rewrite!: Mike Huckabee will guest edit “Politics” magazine. Here’s hoping he does for the magazine what he’s done for the FOX News Saturday night line-up. (Blake’s Think Tank)
RecessionWatch: Arkansas unemployment at 7.2 percent, so you’re probably having to read this on your iPhone as you and your jobless pals warm your hands around a trash can fire. (Arkansas News Bureau)
What is it about South Carolinians and leaving home to screw someone?
Oh, and Robbie Wills is a goober.
Oh, yeah, and the cow story! Someone should make a joke about jenkem here. I don’t feel like it but hope someone does, because the idea of jenkem makes me laugh. Ha, ha. Poor people can’t buy real drugs like Kinkade so they huff poo. Ha, ha.
I had to look up “jenkem” because I had no idea what you were talking about, Rex. Must be a Perry County thing.
D.
David, you’ve never looked better! Any more photos?
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eLwood,
And just wait till the hormone therapy is complete!
D.