http://www.thearkansasproject.com/skinheads-sister-brother-sorry-for-obama-plot/ Your Source for News and Views on Arkansas Politics, Media and More Fri, 25 Jun 2010 17:02:23 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 http://www.thearkansasproject.com/skinheads-sister-brother-sorry-for-obama-plot/comment-page-1/#comment-791 Fourche River Rex Wed, 29 Oct 2008 03:42:27 +0000 http://www.thearkansasproject.com/?p=2964#comment-791 Whew! Thank God! I was beginning to doubt my race's position on the periodic chart of ancestry...but Schlesselman's brillance has reaffirmed my faith in the whiteman by his excellent planning and well groomed facial hair. You won't see a goatee like that on a man of a lesser race, no sir, you will not! He also proves that, though white folks are the greatest thing in the whole wide world (really, who doesn't love us?), they cannot find an adequate acne preventative. We can send a man to the moon but we can't figure out how to keep pimples from popping up on those all important days...like prom, or our weddings...our our filming ourselves as we rant about crazy things! I bet he likes Slipknot. By the way, Schlesslman is the German word for "Prison Bitch". Ironic. Just ironic. Whew! Thank God! I was beginning to doubt my race’s position on the periodic chart of ancestry…but Schlesselman’s brillance has reaffirmed my faith in the whiteman by his excellent planning and well groomed facial hair. You won’t see a goatee like that on a man of a lesser race, no sir, you will not! He also proves that, though white folks are the greatest thing in the whole wide world (really, who doesn’t love us?), they cannot find an adequate acne preventative. We can send a man to the moon but we can’t figure out how to keep pimples from popping up on those all important days…like prom, or our weddings…our our filming ourselves as we rant about crazy things!
I bet he likes Slipknot.
By the way, Schlesslman is the German word for “Prison Bitch”. Ironic. Just ironic.

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