If that was on the ballot they’d vote in droves. It would also make Jerry Cox blow a fuse. He wouldn’t know who to campaign against. But don’t you know Jim Lendell would lead a campaign for Ren and Stimpy. He would. He may even take the time to comb the nits out of his beard for that sort of thing.
So, here’s the deal, lets start a ballot initiative to determine the answer to this fundamental question. And the youth will vote and Jim Lendall (is it Lendall or Lendell? I don’t know, so I’ll use both) will be lice and nit free for a season.
Now if we can only do something about that crazy hippy guy that works for the Free Press and had that horrible cable access show.