• How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight?

    By David Kinkade - September 8, 2008 12:42 pm

    I told those damned kids to stay off my lawn.

    I told those damned kids to stay off my lawn.

    Hey, here’s a Monday fun link from a dedicated Arkansas Project fan that has absolutely nothing to do with Sarah Palin or Arkansas politics, for once:

    How many five year olds could you take in a fight?

    Says here that I could dispatch 20 of the little bastards. That sounds about right. I’m kind of a bad-ass. You can tell by the big burst of red toughness spikes emanating from my body in the image below.

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2 Responses to “How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight?”

  1. Elizabeth Says:

    It said I could take on 25. However the thought of ltitle kids rushing me with a zombie-like craze is rather scary.

  2. AKA Bryce Says:

    I aint scared of them. I ain’t no punk. I will fight a kid.

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