I told those damned kids to stay off my lawn.
Hey, here’s a Monday fun link from a dedicated Arkansas Project fan that has absolutely nothing to do with Sarah Palin or Arkansas politics, for once:
How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
Says here that I could dispatch 20 of the little bastards. That sounds about right. I’m kind of a bad-ass. You can tell by the big burst of red toughness spikes emanating from my body in the image below.
It said I could take on 25. However the thought of ltitle kids rushing me with a zombie-like craze is rather scary.
I aint scared of them. I ain’t no punk. I will fight a kid.
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