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14 Responses to “David Sanders to Announce for House Race in District 31”

1. Bubba in Gurdon Says:
   January 12th, 2010 at 3:50 pm

   I am having trouble understanding what you are talking about without any pictures.

2. thatoneguy Says:
   January 12th, 2010 at 4:17 pm

   It’s District 31, not 23.

3. David Kinkade Says:
   January 12th, 2010 at 4:22 pm

   Thanks, thatoneguy — fixed. Who knows where my mind was.
   D.

4. Fourche River Rex Says:
   January 12th, 2010 at 9:22 pm

   Kinkade, you should show more ambition than the horrid scottish race from whence you came and run for governor.

5. DumbArkie Says:
   January 12th, 2010 at 10:47 pm

   Rex, please don’t put any ideas in that boy’s head! I’ll give you three good reasons why he shouldn’t.

   1. Bagpipes on the east steps every morning.
   2. Kilts in the Capitol Building (although they might be good for a lewinski).
   3. And you know at State dinners the cheap bastard will just pour lousy-no-good Kentucky ’shine in empty bottles of Glenlevit.

   So for the good of anyone within earshot of the Capitol, all the interns, and our fine Ozark ’shine producers, please Rex, tell him you were just kiddin’.

6. David Kinkade Says:
   January 13th, 2010 at 10:07 am

   I’m going to have to object to the recent trend of you guys piling on me here in the comments section, because it turns out I am incredibly thin-skinned and can dish it out but can’t take it. Henceforth, please limit your ridicule to any of the following people and topics:

   1) Blake Rutherford
   2) Robbie Wills
   3) John Brummett
   4) Blanche Lincoln
   5) All GOP candidates in the 2010 Senate primary
   6) Dan Greenberg and Jeremy Hutchinson
   7) David Sanders’ wardrobe

   Thank you for your cooperation.
   D.

7. Jason Tolbert Says:
   January 13th, 2010 at 10:13 am

   I am highly offended that I was left off that list. In fact, I would appreciate it if people started dishing on me here instead of my own blog.

8. Fourche River Rex Says:
   January 13th, 2010 at 10:53 am

   Okay, Bubba. Kinkade I’m kidding, there is no way on earth that you can ever overcome the genetic filth that fills your DNA. No Scotsman can put down the bottle long enough to formulate a plan, much less have ambition.

   And Jason Tolbert is a terrible person that smells like a green persimmon.

9. Jason Tolbert Says:
   January 13th, 2010 at 10:56 am

   FRR – Thank you. That is all I really wanted to hear.

10. DumbArkie Says:
    January 13th, 2010 at 2:53 pm

    Recent trend???

11. Br549 Says:
    January 13th, 2010 at 4:37 pm

    1) Blake Rutherford-I watched the Toxic Avenger over the weekend. The pictures all makes sense now.

    2) Robbie Wills-wishes he had hair like David Sanders

    3) John Brummett-His moustache will kick your ass.

    4) Blanche Lincoln- <3's Jim Holt

    5) All GOP candidates in the 2010 Senate primary-see above

    6) Dan Greenberg and Jeremy Hutchinson-Shane Broadway wannabe's

    7) David Sanders’ wardrobe-is like Bruce Wayne's Batman suit.

12. Barbara Says:
    January 14th, 2010 at 6:27 pm

    Sanders looks late to this party, and rather desperate.

    But not as desperate as some.

    Where can you find good persimmons? Kincade? Tolbert? Anyone? Bueler?

13. carol Says:
    January 18th, 2010 at 12:19 am

    Jason, love: though I am your senior, I must correct your use of dish (to chat, gossip, etc.) when what you meant to say was dis (as in, to disrespect). So: I be dissing you fo not being down with wit de vocabulary…!
    (I bes be careful, case sumbody ‘cuse me of usin’ a dialec)

14. HolyGuano Says:
    January 20th, 2010 at 3:00 pm

    What a doofus!

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