The inimitable Onion does it yet again with this headline gem:
Quick, which Arkansas Congressman could be at the root of the Capitol Hill epidemic? I’m betting it’s Rep. Mike Ross:
While Senate leaders would not release the name of the blood-feeding parasite’s original host, many legislators speculated Tuesday that the epidemic started with that one gross Arkansas representative who always wears sweatpants.
Go ahead and read it all. I don’t think I oversell it when I say that it’s approximately 10 million times better than any story coming out of the Arkansas legislature today.
This is the hotest photo of all. A nurse in the full regalia! Purrrrr! Oh for the good olde days, before scrubs! Yeah, baby!
Nurses in scrubs, Anton? Alas, but yet another symptom of our sadly degraded age.
D.
I can’t look at this w/out laughing, sorry…
doncha love it when the holier than thous get theirs?
I always felt the Senate was lousy now I know it for sure