Arkansas Native Scores Grammy
A usually reliable and trustworthy Arkansas Project source sends a note that the Grammy Awards were last night (who knew?), and that an Arkansas native was numbered among the big winners: Laura Inman, a 1995 graduate of Cabot High School, is part of the Phoenix Chorale group that won the Best Small Ensemble award for their album “Spotless Rose: Hymn to the Virgin Mary.” I have no idea what any of those things are, but on the other hand, she won a Grammy yesterday; what did you do, besides watch terrible movies on cable and eat cookie dough right out of the tube?
I’m going to take my source’s word for it, because I started to do a a little research on this thing but then realized I didn’t care, because I think all awards shows are the stupidest thing in the world and I could feel my IQ dropping as soon as I typed “Grammy” into the Google box. So you’re on your own on this one.
I did watch the Grammy’s and it was one of the most painful experiences of recent memory. The music was awful, the people were awful, just awful. Next year, I’m having dental sugery without anesthesia instead.
Enduring this travesty makes you an American hero, nemo. Or maybe just a guy with terrible judgment. Whatever.
D.