Watch Unconventional Wisdom on a Tiny Little Screen!

So, as has been well-documented on this blog, there is no love for David Sanders’ award-winning public affairs program “Unconventional Wisdom” at AETN, where they pre-empted this month’s show to air some Steve Barnes horrorfest.

But fear not! You can still view this month’s installment of “Unconventional Wisdom” featuring Mike Masterson, Lance Turner, Zack Stovall and me, so long as you like watching it on a tiny 6 by 2 inch screen on your computer. Oh, and as long as you don’t mind the fact that it cuts off at 28 minutes right in the middle of Sanders’ sentence, further evidence of the low regard that AETN has for this program. (UPDATE: Hey, it’s fixed! You can now enjoy the show in its entirety)

But enough of all that. I’m getting ready to click over to the AETN site, because I couldn’t get the video to embed here. Won’t you join me to watch?

Stuff from Around Arkansas, February 27

Kick-Off: Republican Mark Darr announces exploratory committee to run for lieutenant governor. If only we had video of the announcement! Oh, wait, we do. (The Tolbert Report)

Let’s Get Ethical: Here’s Attorney General Dustin McDaniel launching ethics push that includes one-year lobbying moratorium for state officials. Fine, anything to keep him busy so he doesn’t do any more blogging. (Arkansas News Bureau)

Cui Bono: Say, in all this lottery talk, who stands to gain from the millions of dollars in ad contracts? (Arkansas Times)

Arms and the Man: You can have Congressman Mike Ross’s assault weapon when you pry it out of his cold, dead fingers. (Politics in Arkansas)

Con-Way: More shady dealings at the University of Central Arkansas? At this point we should probably just burn the whole campus to the ground and salt the fields so it will never rise again. Oh, but whatever happens, save the Oxford American! (Arkansas Democrat-Gazette)

Your Friday Evening Just Opened Up

Steve Barnes

Steve Barnes

Just got word that this month’s episode of David Sanders’ award-winning show Unconventional Wisdom featuring me and some other local clowns won’t air on Friday — AETN is pre-empting it for some “special” broadcast with Steve Barnes and a couple of state legislators. So apparently Unconventional Wisdom will only be on the Web, unless Barnes can figure out a way to take that over, too.

Look, I can handle being pre-empted for something interesting, but Steve Barnes? That’s just terrible. Steve Barnes is the worst thing on TV, ever. His show may even be worse than Mike Huckabee’s dreadful FOX News show, and that’s really saying something.

I’d rather get an STD diagnosis than watch a Steve Barnes broadcast. The doctor could be like, “Well, Dave, I’m sorry to inform you of this but you have chlamydia,” and I’d say, “Wow. Well, ya know, doc, that’s bad news, but it’s still better than watching ‘Arkansas Week.’”

UPDATE: If you Google the words “David Kinkade chlamydia,” this post is the top search result. I am not sure how I feel about that.

Stuff from Around Arkansas, February 26

Joltin’ Joe: Vice-presidential gaffe-machine Joe “The Plumber” Biden hits Arkansas in March to raise a little scratch for Sen. Blanche Lincoln. (AP)

The End is Nigh: Expect legislative recommendations from ARGOCOGLOWARM today. Hooray! Global warming is solved! (Under the Dome)

House Party: Conservative blogger Rett Hatcher is counting up open legislative seats for 2010 to determine where the Arkansas GOP might gain. (Rett Hatcher and Co.)

Wage Slaves: Arkansas House votes to increase state minimum wage. (AP)

Toddspell: Arkadelphia paper has exclusive interview with new Arkansas Democratic Party president chief, Todd Turner (hat tip to Political Buzz blog). (Daily Siftings Herald)

Sad Tolbert: “Jason’s Law” fell short with voters as a topic for KATV’s Choose Your News broadcast, because the people of Arkansas are shockingly less interested in live video streaming of the state House of Representatives than we had been led to believe. (KATV)

Unconventional Wisdom Countdown Starts….Now!

My collection grows.

My collection grows.

Zipped over to the University of Central Arkansas this afternoon to appear on the award-winning AETN public affairs show “Unconventional Wisdom,” hosted by Arkansas News Bureau columnist David Sanders. This show had everything: Mike Masterson! Lance Turner! Zack Stovall! Me!

Yes, Sanders made us talk about the lottery, so I had to break my personal rule of ignoring it entirely, and he also forced his card check obsession on us. We played along, like the trained monkeys we are.

Our shoot got off to a late start because we were blocked by a bunch of angry Oxford American readers who were inflamed by my post last Friday dismissing the publication. Ha ha, I’m kidding. There’s no such thing as an actual “Oxford American reader.” But I’m given to understand that some people buy copies and casually display them on their coffee tables in order to appear “literate” and “cultured.”

“Unconventional Wisdom” hits the airwaves on AETN Friday evening at 6:30 p.m., so go ahead and start your countdown. Yes, I will do that obnoxious thing I do where I remind you of this multiple times between now and then.

Stuff from Around Arkansas, February 25

Just Because Anyone Can Doesn’t Mean Everyone Should: Why, there’s Attorney General Dustin McDaniel guest blogging at Under the Dome! Worst blog post in history? Worst blog post in history, my friends. (Under the Dome)

Surgin’ General: Blogger Zack Stovall takes Arkansas Surgeon General Joe Thompson down a peg. (Unfamous First Words)

End of an ERA?: Hey, look, the Equal Rights Amendment, last seen fading into irrelevance in the early ’80s, is back and better than ever. I hope this means we can count on similar comebacks for Dexy’s Midnight Runners and movies about teenagers who turn into werewolves. (AP) Here’s Arkansas Project contributor Rep. Dan Greenberg making the case against. (Against the ERA, not werewolves.) (Arkansas Democrat-Gazette)

Now Cut That Out: Now there’s a bill named for Tolbert? Stop encouraging him! (The Tolbert Report)

Milky Way: Blogger Blake Rutherford and President Martin Sheen join me in decrying the milk tax. (Blake’s Think Tank)

More Tax Shenanigans: Hey, here’s an idea: Let’s raise taxes on liquor and wine next! (KTHV)

Stop the Beatings: Working in the newspaper business  these days must be like getting kicked in the balls every single day, all day. (Arkansas Times)

Lawmaker Moves to Protect Concealed Carry Info

Rep. Randy Stewart

Rep. Randy Stewart

Word around town is that lawmakers are developing legislation to limit the amount of information that’s publicly available on concealed carry permit holders.

Rep. Randy Stewart, a Democrat representing District 23, confirms he expects to introduce the bill on Wednesday. Stewart says it’s “simply a bill to prohibit the release of the identities or other information concerning concealed handgun licensees with an exception for law enforcement agencies.”

The news will warm the hearts of members of the Arkansas Concealed Carry Association, who’ve been calling for just such an action.

The move to protect the records follows last week’s controversy in which Max Brantley at the Arkansas Times published the full list of permit holders, to the alarm and consternation of many. (He’s since removed the list from his site.) You can listen to Max explain his reasoning on Bob Steel’s KARN show this morning.

(Has this been reported anywhere else yet? I haven’t seen it, but that doesn’t mean anything. Sometimes I zone out on legislative coverage, and I just find it impossible to believe that I, the laziest blogger in the entire state of Arkansas, might have something first. That doesn’t happen. If someone else had it first, blogger or real media, let me know and I’ll link to it.)

Arkansas Lawmakers: Milking It

More good news coming out of your state capitol as the Arkansas House of Representatives voted today to raise taxes on milk. The upshot: If this thing goes through, you can expect to pay an extra 2.5 cents, roughly, per gallon of milk at the store.

Here’s the vote count, which will also make you weep. Kudos to Reps. Dan Greenberg, Duncan Baird, Jon Woods, Allen Kerr, Frank Glidewell, Ed Garner and Lindsley Smith for their ‘no’ votes. (Smith is the lone Democrat casting a ‘no’ vote, though three others are listed as not voting. Rep. Davy Carter voted ‘present.’)

The punchline? The new tax is for the benefit of fewer than 140 dairy farms in Arkansas, according to a report from the Arkansas News Bureau’s Rob Moritz. But don’t worry, because this will eventually save you money, according to some self-interested state appointee scam artist who expects everyone to forget about this and never check up on what he says the chairman of the Arkansas Milk Stabilization Board:

Lonoke County dairy farmer Woody Bryant, who is chairman of the Milk Stabilization Board, which developed the incentive package, said eventually the initiative would save consumers money because milk production in the state would rise and prices would fall.

Of course, if milk prices were to fall, it would almost certainly have nothing to do with in-state milk production and everything to do with advances in transportation, refrigeration technology and supply-chain management that would improve the flow of the product into Arkansas from other states.

And should Gov. Mike Beebe sign this abomination into law, do remember this in a few weeks when he cuts a penny off the grocery tax and then goes around patting himself on the back like the preening ninny he is.

You may recall I was carping on this issue last fall.

UPDATE: In a somewhat related story, I see that Roby Brock’s Political Buzz blog is pondering the question, “When Will the Session End?”, and I can’t read that headline without hearing a plaintive note in it.

UPDATE: Yes, I recognize that the fee hike represents a relatively tiny sum per person — for me and APG it’ll probably come out to a couple of extra bucks per year — but it’s one of those “irksome on principle” deals.

Stuff from Around Arkansas, February 24

A couple of these are a day or two old, but I didn’t want them to slip away unnoticed….

We haven't checked in on this guy in a while.

We haven't checked in on this guy in a while.

Globetrotters: If you have a desire to travel and see the world, you can join the Navy, or maybe just get elected to the Arkansas legislature. (Arkansas Democrat-Gazette)

HuckWatch: Hey, what’s Mike Huckabee up to, aside from his dreadful TV show on FOX News? (Arkansas Democrat-Gazette)

Prosecute This: So much for that whole “prosecutors should be non-partisan” business that Greenberg was talking up last week. (AP)

Through the Looking Glass: The Arkansas Times’ Max Brantley takes heat from radio callers for posting names and addresses of concealed weapons permit holders on his blog, and The Tolbert Report has the story. So if you’re following this, Tolbert posted on his blog about the experience of listening to Max talk about his blog on the radio. And now I’m linking to THAT. Try to wrap your head around that. (The Tolbert Report)

Unkindest Cuts: If you work at the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette, you might call before going in today to make sure you still have a job. (Lance Turner’s Unimaginatively Titled Blog)

Nerdy Technology Types Gathering Tonight, 6 p.m.

If you’re in Central Arkansas and a hopelessly nerdy enthusiast of all things information technology, don’t forget that tonight (Tuesday, Feb. 24) is the inaugural meeting of the Central Arkansas Refresh Community, the networking and education brainchild of area web guru Cotton Rohrscheib. (Don’t make me explain it all again — just click over here and read my last post on this issue.)

It’s at 6 p.m. in at the Starbucks at 9401 N. Rodney Parham Rd. in Little Rock. Right now, looks like we’ve got around 14 folks confirmed to attend on the Facebook page, and I’ve had a couple of others express interest offline. All are welcome; see you at 6 p.m.

UPDATE: Northwest Arkansas residents with an interest in social media, who may feel excluded from this event by geography, should know that there’s a group getting off the ground up your way to address similar issues. The Fayetteville Flyer blog reports they had their first meeting this morning, but you can sign up via Twitter to be alerted to future gatherings.