Arkansas Project vs. Think Tank: No Prisoners!

Bloggers David Kinkade (top) and Blake Rutherford (bottom) address their fans Friday.

Bloggers David Kinkade (top) and Blake Rutherford (bottom) address their fans Friday.

The long-running and popular “Dave and Blake Show” makes its first appearance of 2009 on Friday, Jan. 30, as Blake Rutherford of Blake’s Think Tank and I will speak to a lunch meeting of the Little Rock chapter of the International Association of Business Communicators at the Little Rock Club at 11:45 a.m.

Topics to include:

Blogging and other exciting trends in new media!

Dancing on the grave of old media!

Political stuff!

Blake’s trip to Washington for the inauguration!

Which detergent gets your whites their whitest: A definitive answer!

+ A special pan flute solo by yours truly! Don’t miss it!

More details here!

Stuff from Around Arkansas, January 28 (Updated!)

Paine Relief: Stupid Thomas Paine Day bill fails in committee, ha ha. Wait, why are we still talking about this? When did this turn into one of the leading issues in the state? (Arkansas News Bureau)

Nobama for Arkansas: House committee votes down proposal to congratulate Barack Obama on his election because of concerns about slavery language in resolution. Here’s the full text (opens in PDF). (AP)

UPDATE: Arkansas Business story on same notes that our own Dan Greenberg was in the mix on this one, laying out arguments against the slavery language and ultimately voting against the resolution.

UPDATE II: Hey, the story made Wonkette.com, and they even mention Greenberg! Granted, it’s just his last name, and they misspelled it, but that’s still way better than anything YOU’VE done today.

Web Savvy: The Arkansas Democrat-Gazette gets a new online content chief. Hooray! First order of business: Find ways to make their web content more inaccessible and secure against the threat of somebody actually reading it or linking to it. (Blake’s Think Tank)

How’d That Happen?: A win for Rep. Dan Greenberg, an Arkansas Project contributor, on one of his Freedom of Information Act bills! I know, I was shocked, too! (Arkansas News Bureau)

Beebe On Anti-Smoking Zealot: ‘Lacked Decorum and Tact’

Hey, remember that story we were talking about Tuesday morning about that anti-smoking zealot, appointed to a state tobacco advisory board by Gov. Mike Beebe, who sent legislators an e-mail in which he compared deaths from cigarette smoking to the Holocaust? Then he went and said some really crazy things.

I’m happy to report that this zany tale went mainstream, with a couple of good stories in the actual real media, and not just on a trashy and clownish political gossip blog! It’s true!

The AP’s ace reporter Jill Zeman is on the spot with this report detailing how, surprise surprise, the governor and his legislative allies are seeking to distance themselves from Dr. Dan Hawkins, PhD, the guy who sent the original e-mail (first commented upon here by the inimitable Rep. Dan Greenberg and then published in full here).

A Beebe spokesman says Hawkins’ e-mail “lacked decorum and tact,” but that he will not be removed from his plum post on the Arkansas Tobacco Prevention & Cessation Advisory Council (ARTOPREVCESSADCO?). Doc Hawkins (PhD) tells Zeman that he stands by everything he wrote, by cracky, and those lawmakers should grow a spine and join him in his jihad against the pernicious evil of the demon weed.

Meanwhile, the Arkansas News Bureau’s man on the scene John Lyon picks up additional response from the ARTOPREVCESSADCO chair, who says, “I’ve never met this kook and he does not speak for us” (not an exact quote but it may as well be).

So to summarize, Dr. Dan Hawkins, PhD, Gov. Beebe’s latest appointee to ARTOPREVCESSADO, is a radioactive nutjob and I win.

Payback: Brummett vs. Beebe on State Raises

Beebe

Beebe

Columnist John Brummett is trying to go all counterintuitive on us today, explaining how Gov. Mike Beebe’s sly little move of declining his gubernatorial pay raise wasn’t all that special, and that anyone who thinks otherwise is a big dummy.

Brummett is partially correct: He notes that Beebe’s move was a “hollow, grandstanding gesture,” in part because the $3,000 or so he declined will make little difference in the overall context of the state budget, and Beebe’s rich and he can afford it, so so what? That’s true enough, on substance.

But then Brummett goes on to give a pedantic lecture about Amendment 70 to the state constitution, about which nobody cares. Look, the point is, Beebe got a bunch of headlines saying “Governor Declines Pay Raise.” That’s about as far as most people are going to look into the issue, and they’ll probably approve of that gesture, in general, hollow and grandstanding though it may be.

In an earlier post, I deemed this a “politically savvy” move, and I don’t see anything in Brummett’s assessment to make me change my mind. Beebe’s move can be “politically savvy” and a “hollow grandstanding gesture” at the same time, can’t it?

(And to be clear, my earlier post on the issue was actually less about what Beebe did do and more about what a bunch of worthless Arkansas Republican legislators did NOT do, which was to find a way to use the pay raise issue to their advantage. Let’s keep our eye on the ball here, people!)

Anyway, all that said, it’s good to see Brummett calling out Beebe for being “full of himself,” because Beebe really is nothing but a pile of simpering self-regard, when it comes right down to it. So maybe on second thought, hooray for John Brummett, I guess.

P.S. Blogger Jason Tolbert, who enthusiastically stands by his declaration that Beebe did the right thing, puts his ninja-like video skills to work capturing the governor’s response to reporters’ questions on the matter (yes, I know this is a day old but I was gone yesterday and am only now getting caught up):

Nutty Anti-Smoking Zealot: The Uncut Version

Arkansas Surgeon General Joe Thompson (left) with Dr. Dan Hawkins, PhD, anti-smoking zealot

Arkansas Surgeon General Joe Thompson (left) with Dr. Dan Hawkins, PhD, anti-smoking zealot

There’s an e-mail floating around the last couple of days from one Dr. Dan J. Hawkins, PhD, of Harrison, Ark., Gov. Mike Beebe’s most recent appointee to the Arkansas Tobacco Prevention and Cessation Advisory Committee. Hawkins, who evidently will stand second to no one as a spear carrier in the War on Tobacco, has some rather unorthodox views on smoking, smokers and policymakers who differ from his view.

Greenberg beat me to it below with this fine post on Hawkins’ message. But as a public service, and to give Arkansas Project readers a fuller sense of Hawkins’ argument, I republish his message in its entirety here.

Be forewarned: It’s long. And almost entirely incoherent. It’s also decidely off-message from Beebe’s talking points at Monday’s cigarette tax rally in Little Rock, when he suggested that his goal was not to “vilify” or “demonize” the tobacco lobby and his opponents. Lest there be any confusion, Hawkins’ goal is absolutely to vilify and demonize his opponents, while pathologizing the behavior of just about everyone who might enjoy a good smoke every now and again.

Hawkins’ Unabomber-style manifesto follows.

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Beebe Appointee: Smokers are Evil and Insane (And Lawmakers Who Disagree are Stupid, Corrupt and Just Like Nazis)

Head case?

Head case?

Gov. Mike Beebe rolled out his trauma system funding plan yesterday with a public relations blitz. Somehow I suspect that a letter e-mailed Sunday to all legislators by Dr. Dan Hawkins—the governor’s newest appointee to the Arkansas Tobacco Prevention & Cessation Advisory Committee—was not thoroughly vetted by Beebe’s PR staff. Here’s a taste (I’ve introduced paragraph breaks to make the text more readable):

Seventy percent of cigarettes are smoked by mentally ill people.  This is documented in the 2004 Archives of General Psychiatry.  I hope to share more on this twist upon another occasion.  But, for now, just let me say that 30 percent of smokers have an Axis II Personality Disorder, i.e., they not only have one or more serious psychiatric illness(es), but, may also be bad people.

Regardless of party affiliation, Arkansas legislators have historically caved in to constituents who own convenience stores that sell tobacco in counties with a border contiguous with other states, who protest that they may lose cigarette sales because of a proposed higher cigarette sales tax in Arkansas that might lead some of their customers to cross state lines to purchase their cigarettes in lower-taxed states.

Thus, these legislators would, perhaps unwittingly, ‘let the inmates run the asylum.’ Those who might resent some of my remarks, made here today, should perhaps instead fear that they resemble some of these remarks.  I have been led to believe that it is usually that which people actually subconsciously may feel to be true about themselves which makes them angry, mad, upset, or afraid.”

Dr. Hawkins adds that “most of our legislators” have been “conditioned” to “blame the victim,” noting: “According to the unbiased medical epidemiological research literature, pro-tobacco legislators have both lower-rated intelligence & integrity.” I personally am unsure that the General Assembly will find such arguments persuasive.

This morning, Hawkins amended his letter with another e-mail: “let me say that nearly half of all cigarettes are smoked by some 30 percent of smokers who also have one or more serious psychiatric illnesses, which can also include one or more serious Axis II Personality Disorders. Individuals with Axis II Personality Disorders not only have one or more serious psychiatric illness(es), but, some may not infrequently also, exhibit criminal behaviours.” Dr. Hawkins, thanks for clarifying!

However, the most incisively awesome part of Hawkins’ missive to us was his comparison of people who disagree with him to Nazis:

“Ironically, we lose more Americans, dead from smoking, each & every single year, as were killed by the Nazis throughout the entirety of World War II. The whole point of the post-War Nuremberg Trials of the Nazis was to disabuse our leaders of the notion that they can write, facilitate, implement, or ignore, substantially pro-death laws, and then immunize themselves as lawmakers against any legal accountability with a self-protective law, fiat, or decree, all entirely contrary to the public interest.”

Of course, it only makes Hawkins more persuasive that I first read his e-mail today, International Holocaust Remembrance Day.

UPDATE: Full text of Hawkins’ e-mail to legislators here.

Arkansas Project Service Interruption

I’ll be out of the loop for a few hours today attending a funeral, so expect no posting for a while. You may talk quietly amongst yourselves in the interim.

Greenberg on Arkansas Legislative Pay Raises

When you vote on whether to raise your own salary, it’s always a tough vote. (Although for some people, I guess it would be the easiest vote in the world.) Last week, we passed HB 1061 out of the state House of Representatives, as 95 of 100 legislators voted to (among other things) raise their own pay 3.8 percent.

In fairness, the bill wasn’t completely self-interested. The case can be made that legislators deserve a cost-of-living raise as much as anyone else, and the bill provided for this kind of salary increase for legislative, judicial and executive branch employees (in addition, it gave prosecutors an 8 percent pay bump). Furthermore, the state constitution is typically understood to require that we pass a bill that pays for constitutional offices first before we enact any other appropriation measure.

What we could have done — and probably what we should have done — was to pass the appropriations bill without any salary increase. We could have put off the increase until later; there is some question as to whether we will be giving all state employees an upward salary adjustment for inflation this year, and it is embarrassing (to say the least) for legislators to benefit themselves without benefiting other state employees. Legislators passed a similarly lopsided raise four years ago, a decision not universally popular with other state employees.

I think the legislators who made the right decision were the ones who didn’t vote for the pay increase. These include (along with me) Reps. Duncan Baird, Ed Garner, Clark Hall and Keith Ingram, as well as Sens. Cecile Bledsoe, Steve Bryles, Paul Miller, Tracy Steele and Ruth Whitaker.

Gov. Mike Beebe also deserves credit: he announced late Friday that he wouldn’t accept a pay increase because of “tough economic conditions.” I think perhaps this is the right conclusion for the wrong reasons. I will look into the likelihood Monday that the legislature is going to repeat its bad decision of four years ago to give salary increases to some state employees and not others. If that’s repeated, I will – like the Governor – decline a pay increase.

Mike Beebe is One Million Times Smarter Than You (Updated!!!)

That headline is intended for every Republican legislator in Arkansas who voted for the pay raise for state officials, now that Gov. Mike Beebe sent notice to the Department of Finance and Administration that he’ll not accept the raise, thank you very much, because of “tough economic conditions” in Arkansas.

Let’s not put too fine a point on it: If you are a Republican legislator in Arkansas and you voted in favor of this pay raise, you are a hopeless failure and you never deserve to win anything in your entire life, never ever again. In fact, we should probably tie you up and put you on a horse backwards with a big dumb ceremonial mask or a maybe just a bucket on your head and send you off to a life of desert exile, like in “Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome.”

And while I frequently make fun of Beebe, because that’s what I do, let’s doff our hats to him this day and salute his politically savvy move. Well-played, sir. Well…played. (I’m doing that thing where I clap real slow right now.)

UPDATE: I think these are the vote pages, but please correct me if I’m looking at the wrong thing and I’ll update the links accordingly:

House of Representatives votes

Senate votes

UPDATE TO THE UPDATE: If you’re a GOP legislator who voted for the pay raise and would like to stand up for yourself and your ilk, I’ll be delighted to publish your response here on The Arkansas Project. Send me a note via the contact page. In the meantime, I’ll be burning you in effigy in my yard, at least until my stupid neighbors call the cops again.

MORE UPDATING GOODNESS: A blogging John Brummett pronounces Beebe’s move “lame,” and rounds up responses from some of the other constitutional officers and legislators. Good stuff there.

Gilbert Baker on ‘Unconventional Wisdom’

Republican Sen. Gilbert Baker will be the special guest on “Unconventional Wisdom,” the monthly public affairs program hosted by local dandy David Sanders on AETN.

So tune in tonight to watch on your TV box! Or watch it online here, right now!! Or don’t, what the hell do I care what you do.